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The Monday after the Super Bowl when your boss takes the day off.
I don't give a rats ass about stupid bowl sunday, but I do look forward to Super Bowl Monday.
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1. An exclusive group of fiscally responsible gentleman scholars who have attended or live in close proximity to the University of Minnesota Twin Cities that meets weekly at Sally's Saloon and Eatery to consume poultry appendages prepared in a vat of oil at a high temperature, then doused with a generous amount of a delectible sauce. The consumtion of which is then washed down by mass quantities of the finest pilsner in all the land.
2. A weekly event that occurs between the hours of 7pm and 2am at Sally's Saloon and Eatery.
3. People who can drink you under the table, especially during the first quarter of Monday Night Football.
4. See also MNW
"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm going to Monday Night Wings."
"Sorry babe, no girls allowed at Monday Night Wings."
"The guys of Monday Night Wings are fucking wasted."
"Your trivia score got pwned by Monday Night Wings."
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A group of culturally diverse, north shore private school alphas, who gather on the sacred day of Monday to rejoice in the name of the Beef god Mike Lit, and its holy cut of rump. Worshipping occurs at the sacrosanct of the Woolwich Pier on Monday, every Monday, til there art now cow left.
Beta male: Oh damn, it's Monday
Alpha male: Wow you are a beta, it's Monday Steak Night baby
A Monday in the Gville that consists of reading for law school, then heading to DJ Grizzle's for pregame, following up with a little swamptina action, and finishing up by pounding out fresmen vag and passing out.
Jessica Gordon is totally going to get pounded out on M-Rod Monday.
What you put on a coffee mug.
Coffee Mug: I HATE MONDAYS
You: *facepalm*
From the Monday night Football game on October 23, 2000. In which the NY Jets came back in the forth quarter scoring 30 point to defeat the Miami Dolphins, with a final score of 40-37. The term is used to describe a complete turn around of events to lead to a completely different out come than what was expected.
The penis was dead after have sex twice, then I popped a Viagra and it had a Monday Night Miracle as I laid in to her again.
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the name for the delayed hangover you get when you get so drunk, you wake up drunk, and then the next day is when your hangover kicks in.
"Hello. Yeh, I'm not coming to work today, I have a Monday Morning Hangover..."
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