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A school that you go to if u don’t get excepted to the school u actually go to. Small school with a bunch of hoes and guys who squeeze girls tittys when they walk by the haul way. Bathrooms r known for vaping a juuling. If u wanna hu u don’t in. The front of the library because there aren’t any cameras there. They guys are always confused about there genders. The roof is also known to be a place where u hu. If u get caught hooking up u will get expelled. Basically this is ur emergency school if you dont get into schools that you want to go to. Everyone gets expected
Ezra academy- your emergency school
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1 = Boring, dull and crappy student pop group from the 80`s known for their shit one off hit "life in a northern town"
2 = Military slang for the Bomb Disposal Unit of the British Army. So called because of the extreme risk of being permanently put to sleep.
" OK Sarge, SO15 have the place covered front and back, but we still need to sort that suspicious van parked over there"
"Don`t worry so the dream academy are on their way"
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A place neck-full of assholes. The teachers are douchebags and the only good teachers left because they were tired of the assholery that this place had. Everybody hates each other and was done with everyone else's shit along time ago. Theirs always someone with a Christian meme in their locker and someone who gets mad when you say a "naughty word" . Everyone is forced to wear $30 khaki pants and a sad little polo shirt. The material list at the beginning costs $200 on top of the $100 worth of uniform clothes you have to buy. People think that TCA is a really great school but it's really just mediocre. The single plus to this school is the middle school principal.
I really goddamn hate The Classical Academy
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A school where you learn about the anatomy and culture of chodes around the world. They are located in areas like Bangladesh and Mozambique.
"It's your first day at chode academy today, isn't it Jimmy!"
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Sutton Academy is full of thick twats. The school is a shithole. Year 9s think there something with all there patchy fake tan.Lads think there mad because they smoke ched before bed. Everyone smells like poo and need to have a shower you scruffy bastards.
Sutton Academy is a school where lads smoke ched before bed
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A pupil starts a fight with someone and get beaten up, the school expels the pupil for self defence and basically gives the other a kid a slap on the wrist and told don’t do it again.
Person 1: oh I got expelled today for self defence
Person 2: oh, what school ??
Person 1: Banff academy
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1. A shit school that expels people due to their parents talking to the news about the school
2. Raises the tuition a few thousand dollars every year and prays people don’t notice
3. Takes all that tuition money and builds a fucking rock climbing wall that nobody asked for it is allowed on, and also to crank the AC during the winter for no reason other than to show Columbus City Schools how cool we are
4. Sage Dining creating some science experiment behind closed doors on how to make chicken out of leftover food scraps, and then proceeding to serve that vile chicken for every single damn meal
5. Consistently shortens times to get between classes, puts them on the other side of fucking campus, and expects you to get there in under five minutes
Student 1: What’s for lunch today?
Student 2: I think it’s pork…
Student 1: Holy shit, after the 15th day of chicken we finally get something edible?
Student 3: Hey mom can I have 80 dollars for school
Parent: Hell no! Why do you need that?
Student 3: So I can buy an overpriced school branded sweatshirt so I won’t come home with pneumonia tomorrow
Teacher: Why were you late?
Student 4: Because packing up, leaving the class, going to your locker, grabbing the stuff for this period, and walking all the way over here takes more than five minutes.
Teacher: That’s no excuse.
Student 4: Easy for you to say you fat bitch, you don’t leave this room until lunch where you load your plate up with mystery meat chicken nuggets and chocolate chip cookies, and then come back here and bitch about people being 15 seconds late
Student 5: What do we have next?
Student 6: Damnit, it’s assembly…
Student 5: Oh great, we get to hear about why all the white kids are racist homophobic sexist pieces of shit again…
Student 6: Hey, don’t forget about the Columbus Academy daily earraping- I mean guess the song challenge
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