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Andrew Alberts

A useless player on the vancouver canucks hockey team

"That andrew alberts.. never does anything"
"..obviously andrew alberts didnt see the puck."
"they scored? andrew alberts was probably on"

by Memyself123 March 26, 2013


Albert shaw

The superior fictional serial killer

Boy 1: Have you heard the Grabbers real name is Albert shaw?
Girl 1: Your lucky he’s dead now otherwise you’d be next on his list Goldilocks!

by aml30x January 30, 2024


Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun

Cold alberts are great fun for the family

by Cold albie April 1, 2013


Albert Jackson C.

Just a straight chub chaser.

Its an Albert Jackson C.! He must be chasing the chubbsters.

by AlbertMichealGrantTyler March 14, 2019


Albert The rat

a mutant rat that skateboards with a broken foot.

Person 1: what does Albert The Rat mean?
Person 2: Albert The Rat means Rodent and ret

by AlfredoTheRAt March 10, 2021


._.albert...editz

._.albert...editz is a editor who posts on tiktok. She has 4.4k followers on tiktok!

Scott:hey Tom have you seen ._.albert...editz new tiktok it's amazing!
Tom:wait ._.albert...editz posted?!
Scott:yeah!
Tom:oh my god I need to see it!

by Wjjwjw June 17, 2021


Fatty Albert

A fat guy named Albert who thinks his all top notch and thinks his a smarty pants when really all he does is cry over stupid things like when he can't play video games or needs his mummy with him all the time

Mostly my ex friend fatty Albert is just like this cause he does all of that and is very fat because of it

by Hydro•22 June 22, 2018