A useless player on the vancouver canucks hockey team
"That andrew alberts.. never does anything"
"..obviously andrew alberts didnt see the puck."
"they scored? andrew alberts was probably on"
The superior fictional serial killer
Boy 1: Have you heard the Grabbers real name is Albert shaw?
Girl 1: Your lucky he’s dead now otherwise you’d be next on his list Goldilocks!
1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat
Endless fun
Cold alberts are great fun for the family
Its an Albert Jackson C.! He must be chasing the chubbsters.
a mutant rat that skateboards with a broken foot.
Person 1: what does Albert The Rat mean?
Person 2: Albert The Rat means Rodent and ret
._.albert...editz is a editor who posts on tiktok. She has 4.4k followers on tiktok!
Scott:hey Tom have you seen ._.albert...editz new tiktok it's amazing!
Tom:wait ._.albert...editz posted?!
Scott:yeah!
Tom:oh my god I need to see it!
A fat guy named Albert who thinks his all top notch and thinks his a smarty pants when really all he does is cry over stupid things like when he can't play video games or needs his mummy with him all the time
Mostly my ex friend fatty Albert is just like this cause he does all of that and is very fat because of it