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What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?
Local term for the "twin cities" of Champaign and Urbana in Illinois. These two cities are usually just considered one area, but Champaign-Urbana sounds too formal, so some people just say this instead. People from anywhere else usually don't get it. These people often pronounce the S in Illinois as well.
Ted: Where you live?
Lisa: Shampoo banana!
Ted: ...?
The feeling guys get when they watch a chick eating a banana
Stop staring at that girl, you don't wanna end up with Banana Envy bro
That feeling when you’re high and you forget what you’re talking about mid sentence.
*Faded AF* “Yeah… so we were hiking up the hill and.. Oh shit idk Bananas on ice”
An extremely sad anime that will hurt for the rest of your life.
Friend #1: i just finished banana fish.
Friend #2: wanna cry together?
A Scottish term coined by a Mr. McLean meaning cum, jizz, semen, spunk, baby gravy, DNA yogurt, pork mayo, the baldmans tears or hotdog flavoured water.
It's steak and blow job day. She's getting my banana jelly for dessert.
"The gusset" of a woman when wearing yoga pants.
Are these pants too tight on my banana grundle?