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What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?
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Local term for the "twin cities" of Champaign and Urbana in Illinois. These two cities are usually just considered one area, but Champaign-Urbana sounds too formal, so some people just say this instead. People from anywhere else usually don't get it. These people often pronounce the S in Illinois as well.
Ted: Where you live?
Lisa: Shampoo banana!
Ted: ...?
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The feeling guys get when they watch a chick eating a banana
Stop staring at that girl, you don't wanna end up with Banana Envy bro
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"The gusset" of a woman when wearing yoga pants.
Are these pants too tight on my banana grundle?
something late 90's and early 2000's highschool kids used to say a lot. its when a male uses a banana and puts it in his pants to trick the female thinking it's really his
sydney: man dylan's good!
bria: wdym it's a B.B
sydney: what's that?
bria: it's a banana boner
sydney: so it's not really his?
bria: nah
The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.
It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.
"Dude, lets get drunk and stoned and give ourselves holey bananas"
That feeling when you’re high and you forget what you’re talking about mid sentence.
*Faded AF* “Yeah… so we were hiking up the hill and.. Oh shit idk Bananas on ice”