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What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?
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Local term for the "twin cities" of Champaign and Urbana in Illinois. These two cities are usually just considered one area, but Champaign-Urbana sounds too formal, so some people just say this instead. People from anywhere else usually don't get it. These people often pronounce the S in Illinois as well.
Ted: Where you live?
Lisa: Shampoo banana!
Ted: ...?
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The feeling guys get when they watch a chick eating a banana
Stop staring at that girl, you don't wanna end up with Banana Envy bro
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"The gusset" of a woman when wearing yoga pants.
Are these pants too tight on my banana grundle?
The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.
It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.
"Dude, lets get drunk and stoned and give ourselves holey bananas"
The last banana in a bunch, the one that is almost alway over ripe before anyone gets to it.
The over ripeness of the banana causes a rash of politeness in people...
Jane: Can I offer you this last banana?
John: No, it is ok, you can have it.
Jane: No...I must insist, you have it...
John: No really...it is your banana, you have it...
(This demonstrates how the last banana in the bunch can become a polite banana...no matter what state of brown it is in)
That feeling when you’re high and you forget what you’re talking about mid sentence.
*Faded AF* “Yeah… so we were hiking up the hill and.. Oh shit idk Bananas on ice”