Ma Bell

a no longer out-dated term for the telephone system. Now that AT&T has eaten up BellSouth, Ma Bell lives again. Watch her eat up the other surviving Baby Bells. She's like that evil robot in Terminator 2, whom they chopped up into bits and the bits melted and melded.

Aaaaauuuugggghhhh! Holy Jesus, no! It's Ma Bell! She's back! The dead live! THE DEAD FUCKING LIVE!!!!!

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bells and whistles

Features or extras to make something more unique and flavorful without necessarily adding to the utility of the primary function.

Look at all those gauges! These new Pontiacs come with ALL the bells and whistles!
Windows ME is the fuckin same as Windows 98, but with some stupid bells and whistles.

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Southern Belle

Roots and where you came from. Not afraid to speak their minds and if really mad, they are ready to fight no matter what. Never mess with another girls Belle sister or they will both come after you! Also can't stand cityslickers!!!

Kendall and Zamora are southern Belle sisters <3

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hells bells

1. Disatisfaction with something one has said and/or answered you with.
2. A means of expressing confusion.

Friend: "Dude, did you hear about that? He's taking pills now!"
You: "Well, hells bells..."

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Cow Bell

A cure all for most of man's deadliest diseases.

I got a fever and the only prescription is more cow bell!

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Kirsty Bell

A person that's usually described as cool and pretty and nice, they usually have big boobs and blonde hair.

Wow! look at that girl shes such a kirsty bell

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Bell Delphine

A E girl who sells gamer girl bath water and plays with dead corpses. She also got arrested so thats pretty cool i guess.

Gamer Boy Toliet water is better than Gamer Girl Bathwater, what is Bell Delphine thinking?

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