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Get a tin of chopped tomatoes and proceed to put your genitals in until you think its time to cook
A- Can i get a dirty pasta?
B-Sure. Want any sauce
A-Bollock-Naise sauce please
When the cold weather outside causes boys' testicles to shrivel up and become a lot smaller. A mans testicles usually dangle freely but cold weather causes them to become tighter and get closer to the body. Every boys' testicles shrivel up when they are cold.
The weather outside is causing Baltic bollocks.
Derrogatory term for people of a ginger persuasion, most commonly used in Belfast
Here, Indicator Bollocks! Sort your hair out!
The phrase to describe a excessively sweaty and sticky scrotum on a particularly hot and humid day. In reference to Mango Sticky Rice as Thailand has the perfect climate conditions to cause this sensation in the testicular region.
"How you are coping with the heat today?"
"Not great, I'm really sweaty and have an awful case of the mangies"
"mangies?"
"Yeah, you know, mango sticky bollocks"
"Oh right yeah, me too"
When you go to an Italian nudist retreat
"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"