Leader of the Puny Pecker People, because his puny pecker is so unbelievably small that you cant even see it with a microscope. But he still get any girl he wants, and is extremely hot and sexy.
A guy who cares much about all his friends and has his one and only love. Her name is lennett Lurphy. And he’ll do anything and put anything at rush for her.
Brett is a big simp for her
Some dumb kid with a hairline in the middle of his head that can’t speak proper English.
Brett, shut up you like boys.
Sometimes a normal guy, other times the worst guy you'll ever meet. Most likely a jock, who talks like a rapper from the mid 2010's. Also likely says offensive things, and decides if he was joking based on other people's reactions.
Brett: Black people suck!
Micheal: Dude, that's offensive.
Brett: I was just jokin', dude!
Brett is the definitive sigma male, he succeeds in life and in relationships without actively engaging in social interaction. Brett is introverted and shuns mainstream society, yet still manages to be a successful man who is popular with women
Man, what a Brett, he’s a maverick, a lone wolf
brett is a hot mf he gets all the girls and hes the best hockey player ever i would ghfh
This guy is never afraid not even of thots
Yesterday I was with my friend Brett any...
OMG that guy probably is never afraid.