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Derogatory term for certain youths in Britain. Chavs can mainly be identified by their general attire, including:
Tracksuits, White Trainers, Burberry Caps, Ridiculous Amounts of Gold Jewellry, Football Shirts, Brand names such as McKenzie, Fred Perry and Helly Hansen
Chav vocabulary s largely made of slang and mispronouced words, such as Dick 'ead, Fags (cigarettes) and F***in' Mosher.
Chavs have reputations as being very young parents, antisocial, alcoholics and drug addicts. If unsure, avoid them. But it can grow to be a loved past time to try and eliminate them from the face of the earth, as we often have tried to do.
Two in every three British youths are chavs. Let's face it, you could get mugged anywhere.
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A young white homosexual whose diet consists solely of partially digested corn and peanuts picked from feces, washed down with post-asparagus consumption urine.
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A break-up (a couple that is dating) method that is cold and calculated. The path of least resistance is always taken with no confrontation. Texting is ideal, or simply ignoring the situation and "waiting for it to resolve itself" (office space style).
As soon as we landed and went to our respective cars, I sent him a text, "I'm not feeling it"
Man, she hasn't returned any of my calls. "Yo, I think your getting The Chav".
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Stands for:
Council
Housed
And
Violent
Someone with their retro adidas tracksiut tucked into their socks and having 2mm of hair. Usually have been imprisoned and lost their virginity at the age of 13. Any chav lucky enough to have a job usually cleans toilets at macdonalds.
Guy 1: stupid chav
Chav: Shurrup lad! ill proper batter ye!
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see that person livin in a council house and being violent? well that is a CHAV
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C.H.A.V
council house and violence
what more can i say
they use retarded word like
"reet bruv"
and the main offenders
"are you stupid fam" and "brapppp"
Instead of talking to a chav
why dont you just talk to a brick wall
you'd get better convesersation with it
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Chav: Ugly people thinking that they are cool wearing burberry clothing and fake addidas,lecoste etc you all deserve to die.
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