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someone who gets turned on by getting choked
(aka nart)
colin olive and puro: AYO iron dont choke nart they have a choking kink!!! iron: oh okay thanks for warning me!
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When you get turned on by the thought of being choked or held by the throat
Tyler: *chokes Kai*
Kai: I have a choking kink :)
Tyler: AAAAAAA
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The act of letting a woman tell you how much alcohol you can drink in any given night or when a guy lets his woman tell him when it's time for bed or when to be home at night!
Steve used to be able to go for a drink after work until he committed an eli choke!
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When you get whipped by a girl, get married and have a kid.
Will could of had any girl he wanted and then Jada came and he fell victim to the Eli choke.
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1.Term used for mentally visualizing harming someone as retaliation for an insult or attack.2.Psychologically choking Dick Cheney to release hatred and vitriol.
Pissed off and having nothing to punch I settled for Choking Cheney.
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The act of placing one's hand over their posterior region during flatulence to prevent poop from coming out.
I was taking a mean piss at work the other day and felt something hot, REAL hot, close to the temperature of the sun. I pulled out the trumpet choke just in time to save my new boxers briefs.
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The act of defecation.
*It is not reflective of the consistency or content of the feces, nor of the ease or difficulty of the passing.
*It is not a reference to confection abuse.
-Origins traced to yurt-dwelling Beverly Hills rednecks.
PRESENT TENSE:
"Where's Susie? Oh I think she's CHOKING CHOCOLATE..."
Placing "SOME" in between "CHOKE" and "CHOCOLATE" is acceptable for both present and past tense usage.
PAST TENSE:
"Susie WENT to choke SOME chocolate."
The past tense is always determined by altering another verb in the sentence rather than changing "CHOKE" to "CHOKED", as "CHOKED" is considered vulgar.
"CHOKING" is acceptable.
ie- "Susie WAS chokING chocolate."
FUTURE TENSE:
"I WILL choke..."
"I INTEND to choke..."
"I shall have been choking..."
Again, the phrase is modified in the sentence structure itself.
"Choking chocolate WILL be the best and last thing I do all day."
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