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When somebody doesn't know the important thing in life.
Teacher: Who is your mother?
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.
Founded by CaptainMC, ShatteredMagi, and Anidrin. No one knows their reals names. The name was chosen after the recent absence of mythril. The three have ventured to many worlds and met many people to help them. Only a few have stayed along . Among them are ColeBVL and Sovairu.
The Mythril Crisis have traveled to Phaeton, Kettemoor, Vana'diel, and Azeroth.
Lady of the evening is too loud in bed.
in other words, you should have covered her face with a pillow to stop the noise. Usually a problem if you are at someone else's house, have neighbours close by, guests over, or you still live with your parents.
"That girl you were with last night was a pillow crisis" or
"damn that girl I brought home last night was the pillow crisis"
The definition of tol, dark, and beautiful, with fabulous hair and good fashion sense. Is initially quiet and very intimidating due to her resting bitch face armor, which she wears when going into the daily battle of social interactions with her peers. But underneath it she’s a sweet, kind, and caring—if not a tad awkward—person who is an insanely awesome and loyal friend. She’s a mad genius when it comes to intellectual pursuits and works harder than your boomer grandpa who pulled himself up by the bootstraps. Is well-practiced in the art of savagery; be cautious when engaging in banter with her. Her masterful and witty comebacks have earned her the moniker Crispy, a reference to the way she thoroughly roasts any poor sap attempting to best her.
Whoa dude, how’d you get those third-degree burns? Ohh, you crossed Crisy. It all makes sense now
Damn is that Crisy? You think she’ll accept my househusband application?
When a male has 5+ water bottles in their bedroom/game room.
Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis in here? You gotta trash all those!