When a smart person says they’re failing but they get a 97%
Dumb person: Awh shoot I’m going to fail this test
Smart person: Same :(
Dumb person: But im actually failing it, you’re just smart failing
When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.
"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"
when just everyday old fail just isnt enough
"I lost my phone in the river."
"Epic fail!"
when a person or thing creates an ironic situation or is completely incompitent in doing an action.
Thhe staples employee didnt have staples in the stapler.
random kid: "EPIC fail."
A person trips.
other random kid: "EPIC FAIL!"
A naive, lame and immature 16 year old with an ego bigger than Mt. Everest! Tries to act cute and bubbly towards people but is very judgemental and hates on people whom she's never met (in which, she tries to create drama with them via Facebook instead of up front to their face) Also has been known to ruin friendships between best friends by kissing ass to one and rejecting the other, thus resulting in more drama. Has a boyfriend who looks like a mole and creates terrible AMV's.
Person 1: this bitch who i've never even met who is friends with my best friend keeps trying to start shit with me, on facebook!
Person 2: sounds like you have an Epic Fail on your case
ANOTHER EXAMPLE
Person 1: i watched this AMV of Fruits Basket and it was nice except IT WAS TO A FUCKING GLEE SONG
Person 2: lol, did Epic Fail make it?
The act of doing more work while trying to do less work due to laziness.
I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.
When you put your iPod (or some other type of mp3) on shuffle, and it plays some songs by the same artist at least 2 times in a row. Or if the songs start playing in Alphabetical Order after the device is put on shuffle.
I went to the party to hear some great music, but Bill's iPod had a Shuffle Fail, so everyone got tortured and had to listen to Lady Gaga for 3 hours straight. It was horrible.