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A secret European mafia with ties in Italy that became the Sicilian Mafia when Europeans emigrated to the United States. The Godfather came from a Black Hand family.
Don't fuck with the black hand.
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A mystical creature, that no one has seen. It probably doesn’t exist. Saying a black dad exists, is like saying unicorns and leprechauns are real. It’s crazy!
Jamal: “ay man you eva see a black dad?”
Jovante: “naw man. I’ll see unicorns before I catch one of those things.”
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A term for a situation of extreme awkwardness. A comparison to the hordes of "Awks" pouring out of the Black Gates in LOTR, ie it is the most awkward situation possible.
Son: Good Day Mom?
Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.
You: Holy shit Black Gates.
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When you have a black and mild cigar, you take out the tobacco, remove the "cancer paper", put the tobacco back in and you get a nice strong hitting black
Ian: Yo Jim, can you Champ a Black for me?
Jim: yea i got you, god knows i get it done in 30 seconds what flavor you got
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Blacking for gas, much like fracking for gas, where large industry apply great pressure to extract the earth's natural resources, "blacking" refers to the black man's attempt to apply great pressure using the sub machine gun to extract his rent money from the cashier
"shit Tyrrell, we ain't paid the rent on this place in two months"........." Bitch be quiet, it's cool am going blacking for gas'
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n. nickname of tarheel basketball player Harrison Barnes
The Black Falcon just dropped 40 on Clemson.
Did you see the Black Falcon's buzzer beater?
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The exact opposite of white.
It is caused by the absorption of all incident light.
Some things look darker than others because they absorb more light.
The only element to ever do that is Nga (Niggatronium), an element consisting of 500 N (neutrons) and 1 Z (proton) making it among the heaviest element of all time besides U (uranium) which has 92 protons and 92 electrons and is radioactive.
Our pigmentation contains Nga and some people have it more than others.
Though black holes look black as they pull light with their extreme gravity.
Person 1: White isn’t a color.
Person 2: Neither is black.
Person 1: Well white looks bright because it reflects all light.
Person 2: And black looks dark because it absorbs all light.
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