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The act of using toilet paper to “bobsled” your turd into the water so it does not leave a shit stain.
Brandon-You know sometimes you gotta Jamaican Bobsled it on the toilet
Mike- WTF is that?!
Brandon- You know, when you use toilet paper to bobsled your shit into the water so it doesn’t leave a stain. Then you sing the song”
Mike- There’s a fucking song?
Brandon- You know, from Cool Runnings”
I been up most of the night reminiscing about your sweet sexy smile you all ways make me feel happy when I used to wake up to you with your beautiful baby soft skin. Do you remember how I used to run my fingers up & down that smooth back of yours & the way I used to squeeze you tight?No other woman I come across has a back or ass as smooth & sexy as yours.
I want you to be happy,but remember if Errol should ever fall short you know where I am I know you're not the fool around type you're LOYAL to the Maxx that's why I still love you!
No one else comes close to you My Sweet Jamaican Empress
Jamaican apple-pie is an apple-pie made using oranges instead of apples. There is no actual connection to Jamaica and many people perceive the dessert as a myth.
Many chefs love it, many chefs hate it.
There is some Jamaican apple-pie in the fridge.
Two people, any gender, typically experimenting in Scatophilia or Coprophilia are the type to participate. The practice involves both partners on hands and knees facing their butts together. One partner squirts preferably liquid feces into the others booty hole. Then the partner shall twerk till mixed.
oh you booked the Sandles hotel for your honeymoon? Will you dabble in the Jamaican Milkshake for the occasion?
Fastest people on earth. Just ask Usain Bolt.
Culturally influential and musical - inventors of Rap Music/Hip hop and Reggae. DJ Kool Herc introduced Rap Music to America.
Jamaicans tend to have a strong work ethic and will often hold more than one job at a time.
Happy --Jamaicans are often voted among the world's happiest people.
Proud to be a Jamaican!
The action of stuffing a pocket-pussy with meat, then having intercourse with it.
Bungledash performed the Jamaican Ravioli when he was rejected by Frankfurt.
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To "Flicker Goon" is to "goon" while doing "flicking" motions at the tip. The Jamaican part comes in when you "Flicker Goon" at a 98° angle. This is a tradition associated from a small group of people found within Jamaica. This is usually abbreviated to "JFG" (Jamaican Flicker Gooning)
"Bro I had so much fun last night, because I Jamaican Flicker Gooned for 12 hours!"