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Kyle is someone who lives off of Monster Energy drinks and loves getting jacked up on Fireball and Monster Energy mixed together. He skate boards, rides dirt bikes and quads, and thinks he’s a natural badass. He has no job and usually does graffiti for money. Kyles are normally seen at the Monster Energy headquarters.
Did you see that guy shot gunning a Monster Energy? His name must’ve been Kyle.
the best person ever and will always be there for you no matter what he is the best of friends and i love him so much
girl- OMG, kyle my boyfriend just broke up with me
Kyle- aww its okay i still love you
Girl cries on his shoulder and he don't even care
Kyle is very into red bull and monsters. Give him caffeine and he will go crazy for hours. He's always drinking and a bunch of fun. He's the life of a party. He's normally very chill and is super nice. He doesn't really seem like he cares...but he sometimes actually does. Kyle's are very crazy.
"who did you invite to the party"
"Kyle,...."
"Kyle!"
"Yah"
"now that's a party"
This kid is a genuine top block, sick lad who is smart and fucking hilarious.
Today is the day that you became a Kyle.
The one motherfucker who always shows up at parties with a 6 pack of monster energy. When a Kyle shows up, you’ll know by the stench of axe body spray. If you see a Kyle out in the wild, hide the Red Bull and reinforce your walls because he will punch a hole through that shit. One way to spot a Kyle is by the way they wear their hat. They always have it at around a 45 degree angle facing the back of their head.
Random person #1: Oh shit here comes Kyle.....
Kyle: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOU GUYS
*Kyle says this whilst punching a hole through your wall and downing a monster energy*
Naturally good at everything. Don't need practice for anything. We beat Zach's and Dylan's at everything
Kyle is awesome. Chuck Norris praises Kyle.
The classic blonde douchebag that chugs monster energy drinks, will die for his frat brothers, wears white polos with palm trees on them with pink shorts that fall at either 4 inches above the knee or halfway down the shin and birks, sings Acapella, says he listens to country music to try to impress girls with his down to earth nature and emotional capacity to love a girl even though he doesn't even know who Luke Combs is, and is a no ball-having bitch.
Four-year-old daughter trying to enjoy her time at Disneyland: Mommy, who is that man over there that looks completely tuned out of reality, singing to himself?
Mommy: Oh honey, that is just a Kyle. Don't worry about him right now, but in 14 years just be prepared to encounter 12,563 of them trying to steal ur heart even though they're just empty hearted-pussy-douchebags.
Four-year-old daughter: Yeah mommy, I can see his thong from here.