An oddly shaped penis, that looks or appears like Patrick Star's leg from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. The genitalia itself is often short in length.
Why don't you shove your Patrick's Leg in me?
A sudden, painful cramp, often in the legs.
I got a bad case of hammer legs!
When you get so baked that your legs won't move. They feel like an astronaut's leg.
"Can you make me a cup of tea?"
"No, I have really bad astronaut leg."
When you have hairy legs from the knee down, but don’t grow any hair on your thighs.
“Thank god I only have to shave from the knee down, because I have pedophile legs”
Hobbit legs is a definition of someone who has a normal sized to large body but posses short dumpy child-like legs. Putting their office chair almost on ground level.
Look at Justin sitting on his milk crate height office chair. He really has hobbit legs. If he raised his chair his feet wouldn't touch the ground.
Similar in concept to 'sea legs' - describes the difficulty people have walking in the snow and slush after the 1st heavy snowfall of the season.
I slipped three times on the way here - I guess I haven't got my snow legs yet.
Penis legs are penis legs. That’s it.
Me: penis legs
Person: wtf does that mean?
Me: idfk