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While giving a blowjob the woman shoves an I've cube up the guys ass, causing his unit to shrink.
Hey babe grab the ice bucket you're getting a Minnesota Midget tonight.
Sexual act of stacking donuts around the male reproductive organ, and allowing the partner (male or female) to eat the donuts before performing fellatio.
“Man, I had a Minnesota Dunkin’ run last night.”
“Did he take you for a Minnesota Dunkin’ run?”
“I have to pick up some gluten free donuts, for my Minnesota Dunkin' run tonight.”
When a woman is laying on her stomach and shits herself. The guy comes from behind and slaps his penis on the shit and moves back and forth. Then slams it up her ass. Just like getting stuck in a mud hole
Was having sex with a woman last night and I gave her a Minnesota mudbog, it was an absolute mess.
It's when a male is in a cold climate (like Minnesota) goes outside to pee and his penis retracts into his body, do to the cold.
Hey man I had to take a piss, but a Minnesota sex change stopped that from happening.
When you bring a girl from Missouri to Minnesota and use ice cycles as sex toys.
Bro! Get the ice cycles, we’re going Minnesota style!
A group of men tie a woman to the bed and all Jack off into a pillow case put it on the woman's head and leaves the room
I came home from work and found my wife in the middle of the Minnesota mascot
It's a meat pie from Minnesota dumbass
Man that's one hell of a Minnesota meat pie it filled me the f****** up