Putting an annoying old person ( or ANY annoying person) out of their misery by suffocation.
I told my kids to "Get the Pillow" if I become a crazy old lady.
Pillow Intelligence: When a dog knows exactly how to utilize a pillow for laying by placing only their head on a pillow.
My dog has crazy good pillow intelligence.
How hard/strong you stroke in bed while having sex.
Doing doggy style with the woman’s face planted in the pillow while pulling on her breasts and her moaning like the woman in Asian porn
Have you ever done a Korean pillow?
Someone that is constantly willing to have sex with anyone.
You’re everyone’s little fuck pillow.
Creating a "Stunt Pillow" is the act of laying a small layer of toilet paper down on the inside of a toilet bowl just prior to the act of defecation. This serves as a cushioning barrier between the users excrement and the bowl of the toilet that can be far more easily flushed. A well placed "Stunt Pillow" can significantly lower and in some cases even eliminate the need for use of a toilet scrubber following even moderate to heavy usage.
"Dude...if you're seriously going to eat that taco right now, you'd better remember to lay a stunt pillow later cuz I don't own a toilet scrubber."
That time between when you've just had a fight with your "lover" and the after sex "pillow talk".
"I hate you!" "You never take me out anymore!"
"You never ask!"
"I didn't know I had to ask!"
---- Pillow negotiations, both parties have realized they had some fault in this matter, so begins the "negotiation" of getting into bed and making up..
Pillow talk follows