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pillow menu

The precise list of sexual activities to which an individual is willing to consent

'We could have had fun, but a Dirty Nick was not on his pillow menu'

by Jamarley July 4, 2019


Fuck pillow

Someone that is constantly willing to have sex with anyone.

You’re everyone’s little fuck pillow.

by Fuckpillow69 July 2, 2019


stunt pillow

Creating a "Stunt Pillow" is the act of laying a small layer of toilet paper down on the inside of a toilet bowl just prior to the act of defecation. This serves as a cushioning barrier between the users excrement and the bowl of the toilet that can be far more easily flushed. A well placed "Stunt Pillow" can significantly lower and in some cases even eliminate the need for use of a toilet scrubber following even moderate to heavy usage.

"Dude...if you're seriously going to eat that taco right now, you'd better remember to lay a stunt pillow later cuz I don't own a toilet scrubber."

by JimTheGrim March 12, 2015


Pillow Negotiations

That time between when you've just had a fight with your "lover" and the after sex "pillow talk".

"I hate you!" "You never take me out anymore!"

"You never ask!"

"I didn't know I had to ask!"

---- Pillow negotiations, both parties have realized they had some fault in this matter, so begins the "negotiation" of getting into bed and making up..

Pillow talk follows

by Melofawesome August 27, 2012


Hate Pillows

The flabby under arm area of extremely over weight people. Typically characteristic of obese Karen’s who have nothing better to do then judge everyone else

-You should’ve seen the “hate pillows” on that bitch start flapping when she thundered over to cock block that dude from her friend.

by DickDigglesworth March 26, 2022


pillow pic

Usually a pic of a girls tits. Many times the woman having an incredibly large breast size. A pillow is carefully positioned just enough so that it covers the nips but shows the areolas.

Can you send me a pillow pic for my birthday please?

by gluckbot January 28, 2016


Pillow pirate

A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.

My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!

by Hippyfox September 24, 2021