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A series of alcoholic shots usually done by college students that want to get drunk really fast or pregame in a short amount of time. The series goes:
Spring = Vodka
Summer = Rum
Fall = Whiskey
Winter = Gin
The drinker(s) take each shot with only about a minute of waiting in between, leading to a very interesting and quickly brought on buzz.
Did you hear about Dan and Trevor? They did the four seasons twice in a row. There's two years they'll never remember.
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The 3/4 of the month when a girl is *not* on the rag.
Sorry dude, it's not hunting season down south. Can you wait a few days?
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The cycle in a competitive bodybuilder's training year when their main objective is to acquire muscle through weight training and a relatively high calorie diet, without regard for fat and water accumulated in the process. Before 2000, this translated to a gain of 25-45lbs from the day after a show to their peak off season weight, before commencing the second cycle in their training year, namely the pre-contest stage. In recent years, most bodybuilders have attempted to keep their off season weight closer to their pre-contest weight, in order to minimize time spent doing cardiovascular training to lose fat and water retention, and more time training with weights to preserve precious muscle mass. The pre-contest cycle is oriented around gradual fat loss (generally 8-15 weeks out from a show) through calorie reduction and the introduction of cardio training in conjunction with weight training. Different types of steroids, fat burners, and other pharmaceutical aides are used in this period as opposed to the off season.
German bodybuilder Markus Ruhl's off season weight is well over 300lbs. But his contest weight is generally in the 275-280 range, to best showcase his impressive biceps and the detail in his upper back.
Ronnie Coleman, 8-time Mr. Olympia winner, generally took 2-3 months off training after a major show. This would signal the onset of his off season, during which he let his body rest and discontinued dieting until the preparatory phase for the next contest.
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An act of humiliation in which a woman would smother her breast in her vagnial juices unknowing to her boyfriend who does not or is not willing to give her oral. Usually done as self gratification.
Girl! i gave that asshole of a boyfriend some Seasoned Breast. Fool talking about he does give head.
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After discovering many mishaps over a period of time, you realize your once thought friend is really a back stabbing witch.
Can you believe she started talking to him after I told her I liked him?
--Must be the season of the witch.
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A combination of both Cheating and Cuffing season. That special time of the year when you wanna boo, but you also wanna fuck everything. There's no laws during choofing season!
Hey bro, do you think its bad that I fucked that girl when I've been messing around with that other girl?
Hell nah bro, it's Choofing Season!!
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A season directed towards the fall is when people start to wear timbs more often
At yo finna cop sum new timbs for this wonderful timb season were having
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