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friendship between a white person and a hispanic person
carlos and dani have the best amigo-ship out!
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To ship anime characters who have or had love interest. ok now that you understand don’t ship characters who literally hate each other or two buddy’s just having a normal friend ship bc there’s no love in their relationship. that’s like me shipping killua and gon. Like their just two NORMAL buddy’s being friends nothing more nothing less. they look up after each other. just because they hold hands doesn’t mean anything. at church i hold this old lady’s hands that feels like i’m touching a dead body and there’s no love in that so stop it with the unnecessary ships not everyone is gay or lesbian emily. also don’t ship children with adults or family members with other family members that shit is just weird. i understand if it’s those two gay twins from ohshc i’ll let it pass but if you ship deku and his mom stfu.
weeb: i feel like i have the best anime ship bc i ship those two snipers on assassination classroom.
me: i agree they have a lot of the same interests in each other and both are always together.
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When you have jalapeno poppers and you have to shit so badly you roll down the window and fire at the car next to you.
1: Yo I gotta shit
2: But we’re in the car!
1: Im bouta pirate ship the fuckers next to us if you don’t pull your ass over
2: Go for it bro
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Oral sex position where the man lies on his back and the woman sits/crouches above his head, knees either side of his head. She then proceeds to swing her muff back and forth onto his face for oral pleasure. Like the motion of a fairground pirate ship.
My girlfriend got a little out of hand last night and gave me the pirate ship. My face still stinks like Spanish ham.
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A drinking game amongst friends. Can either be played with 750's, Liters or 1.75's depending on the tolerance and size of the group. Obtain a bottle of Captain Morgan, Admiral Nelson and Sailor Jerry's. Also take the size of the group and multiply that times 2... obtain that many mini-shots of Kraken Black Spiced Rum (if you can't find those, a bottle will do just fine). The goal is to finish all three bottles of Captain, Admiral and Sailor and each member of the group get's 2 shots of the Kraken throughout the experience (in a fashion similar to getting Smirnoff "iced") as to simulate the event of a Kraken attack on the ship. After you have completed this game, you are now probably pretty intoxicated and can tell people you are "sailing the seas".
"What are we drinking tonight?"
"I don't know, man, I was thinking about manning the ship..."
"Dude! I'm so game! I'll tell the guys."
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The non-romantic, shipping of two fictional characters; the pairing of them as friends.
Avatard: IrKo (Iroh x Zuko) is the greatest pla-ship ever!
Narutard: No, IruNaru (Iruka x Naruto) is the greatest!
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When your attraction to a romantic pairing is based solely on how pretty they look together/making out/getting it on.
Person: "...why is your desktop Adam Levine/Blake Shelton?"
Another Person: "They're too pretty to NOT shag. It's totally my favorite shallow ship."
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