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Taco Mafia

a large group of angry lesbians

Dammit bitch, this bar is being overrun with the taco mafia!!

by Kathrynina November 6, 2005

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tech taco

an organizational tool that keeps cords and cables in order; also slang for the female genitalia of robots or other forms of artificial intelligence.

In order to keep their headphones from getting tangled, they wrapped them in a tech taco; as the popularity of sex robots rises so will penis injuries from unprotected sex with tech tacos.

by TigerShah May 10, 2019

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Taco-Shits

When you eat at Taco Bell and then about 2 hours later you sit on tolet and shit your fucking guts out.

BT: Dude, I had 2 gordita crunch's, 4 hard shell tacos, 3 bean burritos, and 2 chicken burritos for lunch.

JackTHEretad: Did you get taco-shits?

BT: Yeah dude I sharted all the way home and finally unloaded and lost 5 pounds in taco-shits!

by BradelyG June 2, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


taco party

1. A party involving many women and few or no men. Opposite of a sausage party.

Ashley R. has taco parties all the time.

by Raymo August 29, 2004

280๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


taco nazi

See also: vagina coastguard

When alone with a girl and her mother constantly checks up on the two of you, the mother is referred to as a "taco nazi," due to her unceasing oversight of your intended mate's snatch.

Dude, I was trying to get Jess to do me on her couch last night, but her mom was being a total taco nazi. That shit was under lock and key like Fort Knox.

by pezheadxj3 August 8, 2005

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Taco ass

The feeling of utter discomfort one gets from a combination of eating spicy or hot food, making a torturous bowel movement, inadequatly cleansing their butt hole and or crack, and being so hot, that one sweats in the crack of their ass, causing a witches brew of catastrophic proportions in the rectal area. Taco ass can be further irritated by chafing from activity(i.e. walking,running, etc.), or chafing from being extremely fat.

Damn it, I guess I didnt wipe good enough, I have some bad taco ass!

by Samphx December 5, 2006

72๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taco Hoarder

The fat friend that always tags along with your group of "real" friends. The taco hoarder's goal is to see how much free food he can get off the other people in the group.

Tom: So... you going to finish that burrito,George?
George: I haven't even taken a bite of it yet you stupid Taco Hoarder.
Tom: How about the-
George: No, you can't have the churros either.

by Jack Eds August 20, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž