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A formal receipt for the piece or garbage you just received
"Yeah I hated that gift, it was terrible and meaningless, but I had to write a thank you note regardless"
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When someone doesn't know the answer to a simple question. (Recently, 50% of the Miss USA contestants didn't know who the Vice-President of the USA is.)
"Dude, what time is it?"
"Duh, I don't know, man."
"Thank you, Miss USA."
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To kiss someone while there taking a shit.
My wife left for work while I was taking my morning duce. So she had to give me the old San Diego thank you.
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what you say when you want to say kthxbye but you don't want to be trendy
mike: kthxbi
me: kthxbi
emily: i hate kthxbi. it's soo trendy
mike: i use it a lot
emily: i know.
emily: alright i gtg. okay thank you goodbye
mike: what the fuck.
andy: GUYS!! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!
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Sucking someone's cock whole they're taking a shit
Man 1"Hey, you do anything with Emily?"
Man 2"Yeah, she gave me a San Francisco thank you"
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Typical Facebook's response for any report of a post that is actually offensive, but FB doesn't take any action and gives you their standard templated response and snubbing your efforts to keep FB clean.
Joe: Yo FB, this dude just posted a porno and an offensive racist comment
FB: Thanks for letting us know about this. We looked over the comment, and though it doesn't go against one of our specific Community Standards, you did the right thing by letting us know about it. We understand that it may still be offensive or distasteful to you.
Joe: FUCK YOU ZUCK! Don't fucking tfluk me bitch!
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