Last song syndrome

To listen to music before going out of the house, and having the last song you hear before leaving stick in your head all through your journey, and beyond. Is usually accompanied by subconscious humming. This syndrome is particularly dangerous when the song happens to be the most pathetic, crappy, albeit catchy song ever.

I stupidly tuned into Crap FM before going to work, and had 'Barbie Girl' playing over and over and over in my head all through the bus ride. That's why I cut my wrists Doc.

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From First To Last

Who gives a fuck how old the singer is! The band kicks ass, let's leave it at that.

From First To Last has a unique sound.

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Last Man Standing

One of the most dangerous matches in the wrestling world (apart from the Hell in a Cell match). The only way to win the match is by knockout i.e. incapacitate you're opponent for 10 seconds.

Triple H and Ric Flair competed in a Last Man Standing Match at Armageddon once, where Triple H twatted Ric Flair with a sledghammer to win

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Start with me, last

Something said by a person at the front of the food line (finally!!!) who can't seem to make up their friggin' mind about what to order.

"You know, I'm holding up the line so why don't you start with me, last.

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last text keeper

That person that sends you a senseless message after having a text-message conversation that is over so that you reply and he/she gets to keep the "last" message and not reply again (especially done by women)

M: so, I'll pick you up tomorrow at 8 pm, ok?
W: Sure, I'll be looking forward to it. Oh, by the way, how did you do on that Genetics exam?
M: I think I did good, what about you?
...

W talking with a (female) friend: "You always have to be the last text keeper, that keeps him interested in you and knowing you are hard to get"

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Last man in the gangbang

To get fucked out of something!

man I waited to get those concert tickets, Just to be the last man in the gangbang!

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last-word freak

mentally ill person who has uncontrollable desire to get the last word in an argument or discussion.

I couldn't end the conversation because of that crazy last-word freak!

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