When a purse strap flows though a woman's breasts. AKA Purse Boobs.
Check out the Russian River on that fat chick! That's purse strap is getting great separation. "Russian" is used to mean titty fucking and "River" is...well you know.
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The "Rivers of blood" is a katana variant of a weapon often used by low-skilled, sorcerie spamming and cock munching pussies in Elden Ring. Users of this weapon usually tend to engage in the most cowardly actions when dueling, wether its healing, attacking while you are being summoned, or magic spamming. This type of behavior usually stems from a lack of a relationship with ones father, which has been recentlt proven by studies to lead to bad behavior.
Another very typical behavior that is often seen by users of this weapon is one they call the "gate-keeping" excuse, which is a flawed argument often used by low-skilled players after being called out for their cheesy builds by more experienced players.
Guy #1: I was dueling at the academy earlier, it was all going well until a Rivers of Blood user summoned me and spammed his weapon art.
Guy #2: Well of course he did! He's a Rivers of Blood user. Hes guaranteed bouncing on his mothers used dildo as we speak
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sunday river is a ski resort located in Newry Maine near Mt.Abram, it consists of around 120 trails and 14 lifts. Has many fun activities to do during summer as well. Okay now lets talk truth, great mountain not so great conditions. sunday river is quite large so you cant blame em for the conditions problem but overall not too bad. Sunday rivers competition program is run by โGouldโ and its very serious uptight program. The kids on the team are kinda bratty, obnoxious, act like they own the place and they are show offs (not all of them). Food is expensive just like all ski resorts but its rlly good! overall not a bad mountain and 6-7/10 would recommend!
person#1: Hey man! wanna go skiing at Sunday River this weekend?
person#2: I just went, conditions were alright but veiws were amazing! im in!
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When you blow a man in a swimming pool.
The homosexual actor invited a bunch of men to his pool party, because he wanted to do The Hudson River.
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1. one who gives up california surfing for blue balls surfing rivers in Canada in the winter
2. one who would know about kayaking girls with herpes
"Calgary Blue" AKA "blue balls" is a river surfer extraordinaire, because he surfs river waves in the Canadian Rockies all winter.
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river is a star
river is a star
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The go to move of bad poker players. A river rat is a player who, despite holding bad cards and hitting nothing on the flop, continues to bet right up until the fifth and final community card, the river card. More often than not noobs such as this usually get lucky on the river and insist on bragging about it despite the fact that their success was down do dumb luck and not skill. A river rat doesn't know when to fold and due to their ignorance pridefully consider themselves aggressive players rather than crap players, which is what they are. The most agonizingly annoying thing about river rats is that they have a tendency to be arrogant when they suck out, completely oblivious to the fact that they wouldn't last 2 seconds in a real tournament.
Guy 1 - Man check out that douche, he went right to the river with a stinking deuce seven off suit and sucked out running sevens.
Guy 2 - I know aye, and look at that smug smile on his face, acting like he's an expert poker player when really he's just a noob river rat tosser.
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