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When a guy gets his actual dick flattened, and then proceeds to get a blowjob.
Wife:Honey! It's time for your daily Go-Gurt squeeze.
Husband: yes honey.
*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises
When a man named Tiziano, happens to have floppy titties and you go up to him and squeeze them (firmly grasp) with your palms
Yo let’s go give Tiziano the ol’ fashioned Tiziano titty squeeze
A term to define the action and slapping your hand with strong force of the buttcheeks of another person and squeezing really hard
i gave her a good 'ol Slap N' Squeeze
When your sister squeezes her pussy so hard you forget she’s your sister
Ol’ sis gave me an Alabama pussy squeeze, and I just about married her
Term used by authoritarians like football coaches or military drill instructors to get you to stop camping out on the shitter.
This ain't no vacation spot! Grunt, grunt, squeeze and get back on the field!
Grunt, grunt, squeeze, privates! And you need to be wiping while you're walking! Left, wipe, left, wipe, left!
The act of producing a false noise or other strange obscenity.
That makes no sense, this table is hard like a table, CHICA-MA-SQUEEZ!
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