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vacation dick

A penis that is so large that the resulting aches make it so that it can only be enjoyed on occasion, as opposed to boyfriend dick, which can be enjoyed daily.

Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.

The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.

by GrumpyPlatypus April 18, 2016


vacation dick

A large, thick penis that is fun to fuck on occasion. But is too large to be having sex with on a daily basis. Unlike a boyfriend dick.

Omg my friend Hayden has a 10 inch dick. The best vacation dick I've ever had. Such a shooter too.

by bottom_boy April 9, 2016


Vacation Dick

Vacation dick is dick that is only desirable for a short amount of time or at certain freaky times. As opposed to boyfriend dick which is able to be desired on a daily.

I got me some vacation dick last night. Now it's back to my boyfrined dick.

by QueenBitchBoss April 15, 2016


vacation dick

Dick that you can only have once in awhile because it soooo good...hence, for two weeks a year max (vacation time).

Girl, that was so real vacation dick. If I had that all year long, I would never get any work done!

by Santana0520 April 13, 2016


vacation dick

Dick that is received on few occasions due to its intense size and quality, as opposed to vacation dick.

Vacation Dick

"Are you gonna hook up James again?"
"Hell no, I won't be able ride that horse cock again until i can feel my thighs again".

by Arizona Concept April 15, 2016


vacation dick

A penis of a variety that one would only be mentally and physically prepared to receive once a year, to allow for the appropriate amount of mental and physical recuperation. Vacation dicks tend to be of a different colour and greater size to those that one is used to in domestic living.

Courtney: Omg, i got the best vacation dick when i went to Magaluf; i'm still trying to get my cunt back to its normal size and Daryl's white wonder just isn't doing it for me at the moment. Would not do that again for a while, maybe a year or two.

by AForSparta April 26, 2016


Vacation dick

When you have sexual interactions with a dick of remarkable size. Usually gives great pleasure as well. Much larger in comparison to the Boyfriend dick.

Sorry I couldn't make it last night, I was busy getting vacation dick.

by Mastercater April 13, 2016