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The water you snort after snorting drugs.
These drugs are bumpin... need a water kicker for this shit!!
A potent concoction of Everclear, Hawaiian Punch mix, Diced Pineapple, Sprite and other unknown substances. When the creator first used his invention, the result was an entire sorority crawling on the ground. His brothers seized their golden opportunity created by the new substance and thus the slaying begun. Now "Wilson Water" is the #1 prescribed medication by street pharmacists to sexually frustrated men worldwide. Be careful, that much power can corrupt a man.
Susan: My ass hurts so bad!
John: What did you drink last night?
Susan: Couple cups of Wilson Water.
John: Bingo!
a water bottle filled with clear peppermint vodka that you can drink in class without the teachers knowing
we drank Christmas water in the halls
A dangerous cocktail drink consisting of tequila, hydration powder, energy drink, and POG. This drink is usually filled in a gallon jug and makes for a great day. Originated from Maui and further spread into the Bay Area shortly after.
Hey I heard you have the best Tequila Water here could I try yours? Oh damn this stuff is so good I can't even taste the tequila! We should get hammered all day and not sleep!
Person 1: Watcha watering?
Person 2: Oh, just some flowers!
When a poo is dropped that weighs more than the water but is not buoyant, it propels water into the air going straight up your crack thus cleaning your butt without the need of toilet paper.
Will went to the toilet and let out a water plopper, oops.
These boaters are defined by their small boats, no etiquette, fast driving, inconsiderate, and complete mongoloids. Charter boat captains look upon these folk with disgust, ruining fishing spots and entire lakes. The water maggot vessels are normally full of googan.
Anytime the Charter boats find a good fishing spot the Water Maggots invade it shortly.