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The feeling guys get when they watch a chick eating a banana
Stop staring at that girl, you don't wanna end up with Banana Envy bro
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That feeling when you’re high and you forget what you’re talking about mid sentence.
*Faded AF* “Yeah… so we were hiking up the hill and.. Oh shit idk Bananas on ice”
"The gusset" of a woman when wearing yoga pants.
Are these pants too tight on my banana grundle?
The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.
It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.
"Dude, lets get drunk and stoned and give ourselves holey bananas"
An extremely sad anime that will hurt for the rest of your life.
Friend #1: i just finished banana fish.
Friend #2: wanna cry together?
A Scottish term coined by a Mr. McLean meaning cum, jizz, semen, spunk, baby gravy, DNA yogurt, pork mayo, the baldmans tears or hotdog flavoured water.
It's steak and blow job day. She's getting my banana jelly for dessert.
The last banana in a bunch, the one that is almost alway over ripe before anyone gets to it.
The over ripeness of the banana causes a rash of politeness in people...
Jane: Can I offer you this last banana?
John: No, it is ok, you can have it.
Jane: No...I must insist, you have it...
John: No really...it is your banana, you have it...
(This demonstrates how the last banana in the bunch can become a polite banana...no matter what state of brown it is in)