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From the definition of bint, a cloth eared bint would be a loose term for a stupid bloke who thinks that women aren't lisening to him. and he would be right. wench can also be applied, or so claire says. emma thinks claire and dave make ou go aaahhhhh. and hib thinks the same. hib makes emma go aahhh.
Dave: Come here Claire, you wench
Claire: Piss off, you cloth eared bint
Emma:Ditto, and stop going on about the zone in front of hib.
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Similar to the old "wax your car if you want it to rain" joke, this saying reads: "It can be mild and sunny for days on end, but then just as soon as you hang out a whole bunch o' laundry to dry, THAT'S when da sun will abruptly disappear behind huge dark clouds and you'll have a bleepin' MONSOON FOR A WEEK!"
The weather had been totally "bright 'n' balmy" for a good while, and so one afternoon last week I tried to save money and electricity by using my clothesline instead of the watts-sucking dryer, but then it rained heavily during the night, and it's been foggy and drizzly ever since! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Clothes-drying" to me.
A person who tends to say he is rich but he's actually a low life
He thinks he is a Mr.I buy cloths everyday
But really he has no life
to wear no clothes; to be naked.
The babies always wear emperor's new clothes.
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The phrase used to tell people, most commonly women, to disrobe completely or partially, whether for empowerment, sexual desire, comedic purposes, the content of the clothing or to avoid confrontation.
Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends (Episode:Busted): Mr Herriman is about to catch Wilt and Eduardo wearing Funny Bunny T-Shirts that world mortify and humiliate him, and get Frankie in trouble. Mac tells Eduardo that if he doesn’t help spread the word, Mr. Herriman will explode. Eduardo runs down the hallway, screaming “Take Off Your Clothes” repeatedly! This unfazes Coco and confuses will, but inspires Madame Foster to empower herself as she is walking down the stairs to attend a Baseball Game with her cane wearing a Funny Bunny T-Shirt, Shorts and Baseball Cap over an undershirt. She hears Eduardo and screams “Yeah! Woohoohoohoohoohoohoo!” before swiftly dropping her cane and removing everything but her undershirt. She runs upstairs waving her shirt and then whips it.
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Egg and chips clothing is a website where you can buy all the latest alternative fashion like dark side clothing, iron fist, famous stars and straps and many more.
Owned by Mister Jack, the company offers more then just clothing but also style and fashion advice, music and updates on all the goings on in the alternative scene.
Girl : "Wow where did you get that hoodie".....
Guy : "I got it at egg and chips clothing".
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Nice way of saying "shitting in one's pants"
If you starve yourself one day and have a big meal the next, chances are you'll have a defecatory episode under cloth soon.
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