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A person that puts Too much value to girl he likes, lives paycheck to paycheck and spends all his cash on a girl, puts everything aside that isnt "My Gurl "
Every weekend...
Friend: yoooo wanna hangout with the bros ?
Simp : Uhh Idunnooo bro
Friend : why not ?
Simp: Me &' My Guuuuuurl hanging out.
Call ends...
Friend to Friend : damn he got some type of Simp Syndrome Disorder.
“courtney has bpd bro” “borderline personality disorder??” “no bruh bangin pussy disorder”
A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.
I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows
One who frequently schedules meetings to talk about how and what should be done. The total amount of meeting time nearly doubles the actual time to complete the task.
Did you get that meeting invite from Jim?" "Yeah, that's the third one this week." "I'm starting to think he has Obsessive Meeting Disorder - OMD
Using way more packing tape than necessary when mailing back a return purchase. You know it's overkill but you just can't help yourself.
I can't seem to stop my Obsessive Taping Disorder. I need to talk to someone about it.
A unique mix of multiple mental illnesses and disorders. While this is traditionally depression, adhd, and social anxiety it can be caused by various other things. The main symptom is acting in a way that many would liken to Asperger’s syndrome.
Dude you actually have fucking Asperger’s. You’re fucking autistic. No for the last time it’s Kieran Lawless Disorder
Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.
Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends
- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking
Treatment: rehab
Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”
Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”
Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”