If you are suffering from "Duck's Disease", you are very short or have short legs. In other words, your bottom is very close to the ground.
Jeez, look at that short fella waddling along over there, he must have Duck's Disease.
A fairly simple concept for anyone involved with domestic ducks. Basically you go to Tractor Supply or any place that sells them with the intention of only getting one or two but you end up walking out with the entire flock that was for sale.
Person 1: Didn't you say you were only going to get two ducks at Tractor Supply?
Person 2: Yea?
Person 1: Then why are there 20 ducks in your coop?
Person 2: Duck math!
A tremendously slutty girl who enjoy's sucking dick. Often drunkenly said instead of dick sucker on purpose or by accident.
Ask that slut Aly for a blowjob. She's a duck sicker.
1)A person who is very anal retentive and incapable of using common sense.
2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.
I can't stand working with Derek...he is such a duck fucker!
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A sign the government puts up because sign companies charge by the letter and find a cheaper way to do it by writing Duck Xing, which unless you think about it, You have no idea what it means.
Driver: What the fuck did that sign say?
Passenger #1: Duck Xing
Driver: What the fuck does that mean?
Passenger #2: No idea but you hit a duck.
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A Duck God is the only true God. He watches over us in times of need and destroys it's enemies. The only way the afterlife will be pleasurable is by devoting your life to the Duck.
The Duck God is all mighty
Damn the Duck God is powerful
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The saddest excuse of a marvel superhero
Howard the Duck is a shitty superhero
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