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Olive Garden

Am i the only one that has a nice Olive Garden??
But i live in Oklahoma City, AND THE OLIVE GARDEN IS FREAKIN AMAZING. SUPER FANCY, SUPER NICE, AND LOCATED NEAR A NICE MALL. WHAT THE HECK MAN.

Everyone: Olive Garden freakin sucks
Me: no
Everyone: …
Me: …
Me in the future: and that’s how me met :)
My children: Mom…. Why are you cheating on da-
Me: FREAKIN (drop kicks child)

Child: AaH

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_ October 5, 2021


Olive garden

Microwaved food at the price of a regular meal

I went to olive garden and had a bad time

by The bullet that went in John L April 26, 2021


hardcore gardening

When you're so dedicated to your garden that you're willing to shit on your plants when you run out of fertilizer.

Gardener 1: I'm really into hardcore gardening.

Gardener 2: Oh, dude, that's nasty.

by AmazingJaySixx November 20, 2015


garden slut

A person who has a passion for gardening and spends their day working in it with little clothing so they don’t die from the heat.

Did you see the neighbor digging rows in their garden with JUST their bikini on? They’re such a garden slut!

I spent 8 hours leveling the garden and planting seeds in the hot humidity. I was sweating my bathing suit off so much I felt like a garden slut!

I really love the dopamine gardening gives me! I guess you could say I’m a garden slut.

by ms_.hippy May 31, 2022


swan garden

A shape of woman's pubic hair: a long, narrow, vertical line all the way down, resembling a swan's neck.

Her knickers were left a bit low and you could clearly see the top of her swan garden.

by swaaaan February 10, 2011


Garden Grunkle

Are garden art creatures that are metal welded to look like crazed creatures that are trying to take over you yard.

A Garden Grunkle could be a crazy fisherman who's line is going everywhere.

by ssmftw June 21, 2011


Jimmy Garden

someone who loves jimmy stewart but they have a love for jimmy that they want to be apart of his little garden, you know it like a lil fam. to show love to the jimmy garden, there’s a flag (flag on ig: blank_face_boggie)

Ayo we need the jimmy garden

The jimmy garden can handle that

How dare you disrespect the jimmy garden

by jimmygardenforever August 16, 2021