Game-Boner

When the excitement of an upcoming video game release is so overpowering it generates feelings of arousal.

Symptoms include: Pre-Orders, calendar reminders, scheduled days off, repetitive trailer watching, rescheduling important life events and the ending of relationships.

If your game-boner lasts more than 4 hours please consult a physician.

Dave: Did you see that trailer for the new Grand Theft Auto? It looks awesome!

Erik: Check my pants bro. I'm sportin' a major Game-Boner.

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trap game

A trap game is a game played against an opponent generally deemed to be easy to defeat. As a result a person or team may not prepare as thoroughly as they would for a formidable opponent. Often this attitude and its attendant lack of preparation lead to a loss.

"Seattle should be able to defeat Cleveland easily this Sunday, but they need to be careful that this does not become a trap game for them."

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luna game

is 2d side scrolling platformer where the player controls the character luna. a total of 5 games have been created

each of the games contains a creepy image of the character pinkie pie and one of applebloom which surprise the player with a static like scream

guy 1-did you play luna game last night

guy 2-yeah that zalgo pinkie pie scared me

i played luna game last night and i couldnt sleep for days after seeing that zalgo image of pinkie pie

Victim Gaming

When someone victimizes themselves instead of taking responsibilities for their own actions in a game.

"wow! No one revied me"-Erimos

"you're just victim gaming"-Jason

long game

Considering the future implications of current choices, thinking ahead, being deliberate and patient.

He runs his mouth, but he doesn't really have a long game, So he always ends up with cheap and easy.

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EA Games

Monolithic games company which acquires talent instead of breeding it.

1. Responsible for shipping their games with crippling DRM.

2. Most of their games are souless cloneless advertising vehicles regurgitated at least once a year, every year.

1.
Guy1 - Hey, reinstalled Spore on your new PC yet?
Guy2 - No, EA Games fucked me

Guy1 - Hey, reinstalled Red Alert 3 on your new PC yet?
Guy2 - No, EA Games fucked me

2.
Guy1 - Hey, fancy a game of FIFA2009?
Guy2 - Nah, how about FIFA2008?
Guy1 - I don't have that, how about FIFA2007?

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EA Games

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