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Mental Rort

It's when your mentally stable and mental illness or trauma side swipes you.

This bipolar diagnoses is a mental rort,
My life is a mental rort.

by AusTetris August 9, 2021


Mentally Conservative

The gentleman's way of saying the word retarded. Usually used when someone wishes to insult someone with a touch of class.

Person A: Oh wow she's fucking retarded.
Person B: Mentally conservative.
Person A: Oh, my mistake. Wow she's fucking mentally conservative.
Person B: Good show.

by pbnjp January 2, 2012


Mentally masturbating

the act of pleasuring oneself by using only the mind to concentrate on something stimulating.

No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.

by Lateesha223 July 16, 2014


Mental Lag

Basically an informal term for ''mental retardation''. Can be used by gamers.

Dude 1: 1+1 isn't 2! It's 11!
Dude 2: Do you have mental lag or something?

by Rhoddium October 2, 2021


mental intercourse

a good solid conversation that probes deep into your inner emotions (this sounds like Freud or something, doesnt it?)

It was a memorable experience, now he likes me. (?? i dont know either)

by Avanti February 20, 2005

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Mental Orgasm

When your brain either has a "mangasm", makes the"man gravy", have the "happy sneeze" nectar in your head, get your mental "rocks off", grease the frontal orbs, feel like you are banging your brains out, eating a glazed donut, experiencing the enema, dreaming about the five finger knuckle chuckle, using your gaydar, performing the Kegel exercises with your oyster,

I had a "mental orgasm" as I exited the theatre row climbing over the top of several people.

She had that "deer in the headlights" look about her. I wonder if she was having another one of her "mental orgasms?"

by The real Sandy Beaches January 9, 2010

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Caveman Mentality

The idea that some people, often of an older and less technological generation, has that when a piece of technology such as a computer or television is not working, that hitting it as hard as u can and bashing the side of it will some how magically fix all the problems

Father: *wack wack* stupid computer, its loading too slow

Son: dad u opened up 15 new windows, its ur own fault, chill out! You and your caveman mentality

by Splicel December 2, 2009

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