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When a male breaks his penis sideways and inserts it into male or female partner
Im a crazy dude so im gonna give you a bent coat hanger.
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Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox
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Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.
Sorry I was so late for work today. I was busy putting a coat of paint on the door for my wife.
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When a man is eating and woman out and she is on her period and then burps up a blood clot in her face.
Man: "Burp"!!!!
Woman: Oh, NOOOOO! You just cherry coated flavor nuggeted all over my FACE!!!
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When a person is cheap or frugal
When it was time for Steve to buy a round of drinks last night, he bolted and said he had to leave. Man that guy is tighter than 2 coats of paint
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This is an idom, referring to a woman who has had several abortions. The coat hanger reference refers to old time, back alley or low quality abortions.
She said she couldn't get pregnant because she had too many turns of the coat hanger.
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A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
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