Stop getting under him and start getting over him

What you say to someone who should break off a relationship but feels hesitant to do so.

Sarah: I found out Dan cheated on me again.
Caroline: You should break up with him.
Sarah: I know, but I don't want to leave him. He told me he loves me and that he won't do it again.
Caroline: He's a total scum bag. And you're only sticking around for sex. You need to stop getting under him and start getting over him.

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ad hom of him

When you know how to write ad hominem but you write "ad hom of him" as a joke because it will annoy Grammar Police
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A play on words designed to irritate in jest.

Wordplay Chess created to provoke a reaction by being moronic on purpose, for example:

Im reel stew pud ayn un a bill to spill ad hom of him

Predicting that in response, another "ad hominem" will be used.

Rather than attacking the argument. He/She/Zee/Xur. Used an "ad hominem"

In response I used "ad hom of him" to mock them predicting that an "ad hominem" calling me dumb for incorrect spelling would follow.

That so and so said "ad hom of him". He must be stupid.

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ate him out

giving head to a male

that girl really ate him out huh

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Over Him October

It’s our turn ladies! The month of October we cannot simp over ANY boys (especially our exes🙄)

Paige: Did you see how cute Jake looks today!?!

Jessica: Girlllllll.... remember, it’s Over Him October

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Fuck him in the baaaaaalls

The popular variation of "I'm going to fuck you in the balls.".

Fuck him in the baaaaaalls!

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suck him raw

When you suck his dick without lube or anything like that and it bleeds and you peel his skin with your teeth.

'Sophie and Chris are a love hate couple. She wants to suck him raw.'

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Ripped him a second asshole

This is not solely applicable to blokes, females can also get a second asshole, so feminists eat your fucking hearts out. The phrase originated in the UK where it was usually “ripped him a second arsehole” but over time the spelling changed. The original meaning was to attack someone, usually unexpectedly, brutally and viciously so that they were completely overwhelmed and unable to defend themselves. It can also mean to criticise someone’s thoughts, ideas or lifestyle either with or without cause or justification. The usually accepted definition is that which is applied to the workplace where it means to reprimand someone so totally and effectively, that the person on th receiving end wishes they could crawl under the carpet and die. So if you have ripped him/her a second asshole you have delivered a rebuke of epic proportions.

That WOFS Malcolm has fucked up once too often so the boss called him in and ripped him a second asshole. He practically crawled out afterwards looking like he’d pissed himself and cleared his desk.

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