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When somebody washes the dishes even though they probably don't want to
I want to live a more respectable life, I'm going to practice dishes accountability. Also see dishes negligence spoonless creep
you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever
Friend 1: Sorry man, I’ve got to go, my gf needs me to do something
Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!
A term invented by the McElroy brothers meaning to gossip, usually about somebody or something in particular.
“Are you gonna dish the goss on (insert name here)?”
When someone screws you and fucks you up from something important
Fuck! I got dish nosed from an important meeting
Damn, i totally got dish nosed on that fucking final
A person who comes to a celebration, such as a pot luck, and does not bring anything to share. Said person is a special dish to passhole if they had signed up or told people they were bringing a specific dish.
His voice and smell made him an irritant, his drunk behavior made him annoying, but his not bringing a dessert made him a dish to passhole.
Any remnants of food and bacteria encrusted on your huge ever-growing pile of dirty dishes in the sink.
How am I going to clean off all of this dish shit?!