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you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever
Friend 1: Sorry man, I’ve got to go, my gf needs me to do something
Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!
When in conversation with someone and the other person suddenly changes the subject, while forming a response to another subject you say you need to "rotate my dish" before responding.
I do not understand why so much money is spent on the researching of tidal projections. Now you ask why NATO is concerned with the foreign relations in Slovakia? Let me rotate my dish. (pause) Because two decades after their NATO membership in 2004, Slovakia has become friendly with Moscow.
A term invented by the McElroy brothers meaning to gossip, usually about somebody or something in particular.
“Are you gonna dish the goss on (insert name here)?”
A person who comes to a celebration, such as a pot luck, and does not bring anything to share. Said person is a special dish to passhole if they had signed up or told people they were bringing a specific dish.
His voice and smell made him an irritant, his drunk behavior made him annoying, but his not bringing a dessert made him a dish to passhole.
Any remnants of food and bacteria encrusted on your huge ever-growing pile of dirty dishes in the sink.
How am I going to clean off all of this dish shit?!
When you try to type in Sharkeisha, but auto correct gets you.
Auto correct just gave you the shark dishes!