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sports fail

An action that is clumsy, unintentional, accidental that ends up in a moment of utter calamity in a sporting event.

The Boise State kicker committed a sports fail for the team resulting in a multimillion dollar loss for the school + infinite shame.

by Zambiki November 30, 2010


failed painter

that's what hitler was

man i cant believe that a failed painter took over most of europe

by dandafan May 25, 2021


Failing Art

failing art is a way of saying you or someone else farted. You basically got an F in Art.

"Ohh man, Dawkins is Failing Art!"
"You mean he farted?"

by jeffdujon August 17, 2018


Biscuit Fail

When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.

"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"

by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009


Smart failing

When a smart person says they’re failing but they get a 97%

Dumb person: Awh shoot I’m going to fail this test

Smart person: Same :(

Dumb person: But im actually failing it, you’re just smart failing

by Yodellegend April 16, 2018


Fail Crane

When a crane on a truck tips over, destroying something. Fail Cranes have the ability to be auto-uploaded to failblog without anyone taking any pictures.

John: DUDE! Check out that fail crane on route 80! Im uploading this pic to failblog.
Peter: Nawz dude its a fail crane. Its auto-uploaded. Shithead.

by paulkk August 21, 2010


Fail Reaper

a person, object or being that makes someone fail

a person fails by falling off a tree, the tree is then a fail reaper

by theultimatefail July 6, 2009