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That which demonstrates the ultimate in cornballness; extreme sillyness, so insane that it often lacks true humor.
Can also describe the maximum level of sensitivity often found in one who is totally crippled by love.
Jesse is ''the king of cornball" he does cartwheels in walmart, karate chops strange little girls and randomly falls to illicit a reaction to impress his love.
Jesse is "the king of cornball" he would longingly gaze at her picture for hours before having found enough courage months later to tell her how he felt.
The pedophile bean character from the medieval fairytale esque adventure Rick and Morty went on (specifically S1 E5, 13:24).
Also used as slang for a pedophile, or a person who molests young children by using their superiority complex, charisma, and influential position to abduct, rape and murder children. Also could represent a historical figure whose more grievous past actions were found out but hid from the general public in order to preserve the well being of the community they had, or still have an influence on.
Fred: "Yo, did you hear that Becky's 12 year old sister went missing?"
George: "HS, for real? I bet it was King Jellybean, the old man across the street. I see his binoculars flash in the sunlight sometimes, and often if you follow the direction of his gaze, it leads to the direction of the playground!"
John: "Turns out that a lot of Israelite heroes from the Bible were true King Jellybeans, cause they married tweens and early teens (although consensually) and had sex with them..."
José: "Thass cuzz it waz 'cceptable back then, bruh..."
The opposite of King of Spades,
while the suit of spades, the king desires to see his wife with other man. In the suit of clubs or Clover, the king wants to laydown with as many women is possible during his lifetime.
in the suit of clubs, the Cuck is the Queen.
Most likely to be seen be himself, while his wife talks with other girls making the good well-known "Cake"
"My husband loves when i make him some cake! He says his wife is the best cook ever!" - Queen of Clubs talking about the King of Clubs
A slang term referring to a situation where a man dates an exceptionally attractive and stunning woman who not only tolerates but actually enjoys seeing him date other women in her presence. This term derives from the imagery of a club's hierarchy, where the man is metaphorically elevated to the status of a "king" within the club setting due to his ability to attract and entertain multiple partners, all while maintaining the favor of his primary companion. This dynamic is characterized by the woman's apparent confidence and security in the relationship, often defying conventional expectations of possessiveness or jealousy.
"He proudly flaunted his 'king of clubs' status as he introduced his stunning girlfriend to his friends, while all of them knowing she enjoyed watching him charm other women at the party, and taking them with her to the after-party."
"Did you hear about Sarah and Jake? Apparently, she's totally cool with him dating other girls in front of her. They say he's her 'king of clubs.'"
A slang term referring to a situation where a man dates an exceptionally attractive and stunning woman who not only tolerates but actually enjoys seeing him date other women in her presence. This term derives from the imagery of a club's hierarchy, where the man is metaphorically elevated to the status of a "king" within the club setting due to his ability to attract and entertain multiple partners, all while maintaining the favor of his primary companion. This dynamic is characterized by the woman's apparent confidence and security in the relationship, often defying conventional expectations of possessiveness or jealousy.
"Did you hear about Sarah and Jake? Apparently, she's totally cool with him dating other girls in front of her. They say she's like his 'king of clubs.'"
A corrupt police department in king county at Washington state. These guy's get mad at you if you carry a lighter, knife, gun, or spray paint. They can also get mad if you shoplift or fight anyone. It's common for people around here to do that though, and these dummies don't even notice most of the time.
* King County Police Department Pulls up to a Street*
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?
A guys that has a penis and balls and it’s really big
He has “hershey’s with nuts 3x king sized”