A pair of tits with gigantic areolas that are basically the full diameter of the titties themselves. Bonus points if the areolas are brown.
I was stoked to finally get her in bed, just to find out she's got shit tits. Fuckin mad disappointment man
When you it's 3qm
Amber and adam leaving holiday we then realize holy shit tits I'm suppose to be at work and it's brrrr cold out!!!thus meaning it's also cold and rainy and we're late!!! Brrrr
You yell this after stubbing your toe, or when something bad happens, or if something is to expensive. like the equivalent of shit, or son of a bitch. This is just a much more fun way of showing your cussing knowledge.
TITS OUT MY ASS THAT CAR IS EXPENSIVE!
Director Arketer on a Tuesday.
Did you see Director Arketer's tassel tits?
Generally refers to a males chestacles after a day or two of light perspiration without showering, that leaves a nice greasy glaze over ones tits. Similar to peeling cheese off of garlic bread
Hey cheese tits did you roll in grease or did you just play call of duty for 27 hours straight ?
Most common in old men. Usually the man shirtless will be very skinny but still over the years devoloped small man boobs that sag halfway down the chest.
Chris has a skinny grandfather but when he took his shirt off I found out he had a case of the skinny tits. They were almost down to the belly button!
that thing ezra does to guys
“ezras the best at spiral tits”