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Bitch ass virgin with a 2 inch dick (gay for carter hasket)
Tanner green is so bad at baseball he couldn’t even make the team.
Terminology for profits made from cannabis sales.
Farmers are riding the green gravy machine to a better future.
Eating too many Xanax and violently vomiting on your partners chest while having sex and promptly passing out on top of your partner sandwiching the vomit between your body’s
Jake got kicked out out of Ayanna’s house because he got her with the ole’ Green Sleeper.
A man with a penis the size of a thumb. A girl usually cries Logan green to a man when the poor girl cannot feel the sensation of sex as the penis is too small.
Omg Logan green. Just use your fingers that would be longer than dick thumb
Hank Green: This is my brother, John Green
John Green: Yeah…
A teenager who smokes green (weed) and is often stoned.
I’ve been smoking way too much weed lately, I think I’m becoming a green teen.
a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.
started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.