guy: hey lets play baseball!
girl: Cricket is better
girl: *leaves*
a sport full of white guys who wear chains on there necks and hate lacrosse for no reason. they claim lacrosse is gay but in reality neither sport is gay, both are just spring sports involving balls and hard shafts/sticks
person one: wanna go play some baseball?
person two: not really sorry, it’s kind of boring, i mean, really boring
a sport where people play to impress your girlfriend
josh: you want to win the baseball game tonight?
Jerry: I hope so my girlfriend Jessica said if we won she’d bang me, if we lose we break up.
Josh: good luck making a baby then.
A game played by stones in a smoke circle where you hold the smoke in until the blunt comes back to you.
Dude:bruh this blunt is almost out
Bruh:dude lets baseball that shit
Stoners:ddduuddeee.
A garbage sport played by people who can't handle middle school P.E.
Your such a loser, you probably play baseball
Code word for Sexual Intercourse
“me and the boys are gonna play baseball later you coming?”
“naw bro thats gay, have fun tho”
This isn't a term for smoking weed with your friends. When smoking one person hits whatever your smoking on and HOLDS IT IN until they get the weed back. Then exhale, smoke and hold, repeat.
"Yo you wanna get really high? Let's play baseball !