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You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.
Coined by spook AKA zombitini
*Sees a cockroach scuttle through the lawn*
“KILL IT WITH EGGS BEFORE IT LAYS FIRE!!!”
When you shove it in a girls butt and then man knows it before the girl does.
He really did the He knew it before you Kelby to you ?
A way of saying that your life has been, so far, a pathetic waste of time.
A: "Some say that Oscar Wilde once stated: Life is short, then you die."
B: "Before You Know You're Dead... I would say."
FYI: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish writer, poet, and prominent aesthete (One who cultivates an unusually high sensitivity to beauty, as in art or nature).
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When a person is a few minutes away from death either to injuries, bleeding out, traumatic shock or to cancer, They remember nostalgic memories like the pie grandma baked or maybe the beach uncle and your cousin went to when you and your cousin were 12
Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately bleeding out from injuries.
most people who died had their life flashed before your eyes
What idiots say when they don't know the actual term.
Noah: I want to be a billionaire.
Tom: You'll never be a billionaire.
Noah: You have to run before you can walk.
Tom: That makes no sense
When a nigger slaps you for laughing with your friend because no one fucking loves him.
White: how is your day going?
Black: shut up NOW
white: what did I do wrong?
BLACK: STOP BEFORE I HURT YOU
white: you have no reason to...
Black: SLAPs white kid
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Stepping back and looking at your actions before daring to enter Shreks swamp.
Idiot: Man this forest looks nice i think its where shrek lives! Lets investigate.
Me:Bro you better check yourself before you shrek yourself
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