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The smell of your breath after a long day of smoking your pipe
Grandpa: Why don't the kids like to talk to me?
Grandma: They can't stand the stand of your gross ass pipe breath
The term for when you have jerked off so much that nothing comes out. The rare puff or exhale that issues out of the penile hole when this occurs.
The other day I wanked so much that I elicited the pope’s breath.
Peter is staying in tonight, he must be working toward the pope’s breath.
Halitosis that stank like balls
Janine came to the house and ate pancakes, sipped tea in the parlor, played frisbee, read poetry, gargled balls, enjoyed personal time then departed. I should add that she had quite the hint of ballsack breath.
When she just sucked your dick, and she still has the breath from the cum.
Man,that was great, though I still have oat breath.
When you cough near someone you fucking hate, hoping they will catch the corona virus or at least a life threatening illness because you hate them so much that you'd rather jump of a cliff instead of being around them.
you: *corona breathing* on ur enemy
them: *catches corona virus* wtf bro
you: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Really bad breath. So bad that it makes you wonder if the person has been dead for a while.
If you are in a meeting with Jeff, sit two chairs over because he always has some serious Lazarus-breath going.
someone who smells like peebee breath
Man1: hey man welcome to the dentist. lets check your breath. EWW, you got Peebee breath.