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Tom Cruise

An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.

Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!

by DVelle March 21, 2021


Topgun Photo Cruise

When you fly upside down for the sake of getting an unobstructed view out your canopy for taking pictures.

The other day I pulled a Topgun Photo Cruise.

by RedOne77 July 6, 2018


Jose Cruise

A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.

Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022


Junior Cruise

When friends in two or more cars travel to a destination that is not far away and is not important.

Anyone up for a junior cruise to McDonalds?

by Vicars Bridge August 30, 2008


Altè cruise

A state of power of self, creativity and fun through edgy styles, piercings, baggy pants, dirty sneakers and self expression which originated in Lagos, Nigeria

Santi and odunsi's music is pure altè cruise

by Nigerian Administrator April 10, 2022


dews-cruise

The act of pursuing a caffeinated beverage with friends, preferably post-lunch.

Hey bro, I'm feelin' kinda winded...wanna go for a dews-cruise.

by enricorome February 11, 2010


Glizzy Cruise

The same phrase “get your dick wet” modernized for the next generation

Blissany: what are you, some kind of magician?
Gigachad: Just getting ready to sail this Glizzy Cruise for you

by Funny-Face October 25, 2023