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jesus

not satan

have you heard ab jesus?
yeah he s not satan

by mariageorgeta12 December 22, 2020

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Jesus

A very sexy man that can pull any female. Height is around 5โ€™7-5โ€™9. Loves music, loves beautiful sunsets, virgin until death, hates bitches that donโ€™t like his moms cooking, and hangs with his boys.

โ€œHi my name is Jesusโ€
โ€œOmg youโ€™re so hotโ€

โ€œThank you!โ€

โ€œYou wanna f*ck?โ€

by Pussiepounder June 6, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

Savior

Whether we know it or not, everyone needs a Savior, Jesus!

by sum.fukn.dude February 26, 2022

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it jesus

information technologist who performs a technical mircle on a computer and/or laptop that been given it's last rights.

I took my laptop to BestBuy and they told me that it would be $2000 to send my hard drive away and maybe get some information from it. So I prayed and my IT Jesus and he saved my life and my laptop.

by Doolbox March 13, 2008

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Jesus

Verb.

To have sex with someone more than once.

From: Jesus having been nailed more than once.

I can't wait to give her the Jesus

by Samurer May 3, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus

Jesus is an adjactive that is used to say that something is so good/so cool/so big and so on.

basicly it can be used the same way as uber but it as at a level higher than uber.

the +2 sword of uberness is the jesus weapon!

after i get my new monster truck I'll be like jesus on the streets!

by Smoke Destructer May 28, 2007

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Jesus

Jesus is one of a kind. He will be one of the nicest Mexicans youโ€™ll ever meet. Jesusโ€™s have multiple personalities he falls in love with someone with a great personality. Jesusโ€™s are usually kinda short, dreamy, tan and brown hair. He is the funniest guy to be around and they are rare so if you have a Jesus in your life your a lucky one.

Jesus is a funny one of a kind

by A GREAT May 27, 2019

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