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The viewpoint that, if every individual item can be defined as , then none of them do.
The term comes from the 2004 Pixar film "The Incredibles", wherein the main antagonist, Buddy "Syndrome" Pine, states,
"... when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be super. And when everyone's super, no one will be."
"If every character is broken and overpowered, then none of them are"
That's what's referred to as "Syndrome's Law"
1) One's goal shalt always be in contradiction with one's actions (the Irony Law). The is the foundation of all ye hipsterism, and the law that binds all other laws.
2) Nothing shalt be practical, a hipster shalt do everything for appearances.
2) Finally, a hipster shalt never claim to be a hipster.
Ye Application of The Laws of Hipsterism:
#1
Normal Person: Hey you want to go shopping with me?
Hipster female: No, I don't care about how I look.
(Hipster Female shalt then traverse to ye Olde Thrift store where thou shalt spend one full half day looking for garments)
#2
Normal Person: Hey! I like this artist. Their music is good!!
(Thou buys/downloads album to listen to)
Hipster Guy: *No inner monologue, for hipsters do not think consciously for themselves.
(Thou buys Vinyl to show ye others that thou purchases Vinyls.)
#3
Hipster One: I hate hipsters.
Hipster Two: Me too! God! I'm going to write an entry in Olde English and send it into Urban Dictionary that professes my hate for hipsters!!
Hipster One: Right on dude!! Hey you want to go to the thrift store afterwords to go buy records?
Hipster Two: Sorry man, but I can't I'll be pretty busy writing that entry and my fixed gear bike's in the shop right now.
Hipster One: It's cool dude...I...I love you.
Hipster Two: I...I love you too.
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THESE ARE THE RULES TO BE SPREAD FAR ABOVE THE SKY AND ACROSS THE LAND: FOREVER AND EARNESTLY, UN-IRONICALLY AND FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!!!
An Illegal law is a law that that contradicts and or breaks the content/authority of a higher law, thus causing it to be illegal.
The NDAA is a new law that allows the detainment of Americans indefinitely. There is no warrant required for this detainment to take place and no speedy trial or hearing allowed. This law clearly breaks the 6th amendment in every way possible, thus causing it to be an illegal law since the Constitution is of higher authority and the Supreme Law of the Land.
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A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of political issues grows , the probability of an ad hominem attack by a Progressive involving the source of a fact will be dismissed as coming from Fox News.
"Oh really? You get that from Fox News?"
"You must be watching Fox News"
"Murdoch's Law, is a type of ad hominem"
Drew's Law states that you're only allowed to date or hookup with someone within 1 grade level in high school. For example;
Freshman can only hookup with other freshman, or sophomores
Sophomores can only hookup with freshman and juniors
Juniors can only hookup with sophomores and seniors
Seniors can only hookup with juniors or seniors
Exception: If the person was held back a year, then their grade level counts for one above
Drew: Hey did you see that Alanna (a sophomore) hooked up with a senior?
Paxton: She's a sophomore with a senior? That violates Drew's Law, I thought she was with Ben?
Drew: Not anymore
A player of less intelligence/skill level Is always more likely to win.
Ex:
Player 1: I’m gonna fight this guy
Player 2: OMG WATCH OUT FOR HYDKA’S LAW
Temporary solutions tend to become permanent.
Take the time to do it the right way before Hoffman's Law bites us.