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1. Anyone 11-16 who dresses punk and thinks he/she is punk and original but is only dressing and acting that way to fit in.
2. Anyone who has spent over $100 at hot topic
You can barely go anywhere in the mall on the weekends without running into a mini punk
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wee dudes. tryin to be cool. wear band hoddie and they dont kno wat the band r about. tryin to get popular. saying tht every single ned is bad jus coz they hav sed one thing to them and the care about it to much.
" you hear wat tht ned jus sed. omg i am gona cry. i hate them all"
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Son of Ira Brown, walks funny, almost looks like a squirrel, denies the obvious fact of doing many drugs as a child, apparently loves toast
Ya know, toast is a really under-rated breakfast food!
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A LARGE CLITORIS. CALLED A MINI JOHNSON IN THAT IT RESEMBLES A SMALL PENIS.
I REACHED MY HAND DOWN REBECCA'S PANTS AND COULD SWEAR SHE HAD A MINI JOHNSON...HER CLIT WAS HUGE!
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One who loves Obama, almost or succesfully (although it isn't success. Talks about him in every sentence.
2 Boys
1st one. ZOMFG!!!!! Obama's elected!!!!!!
2nd one. But that was last year.....
1st one. I KNOW!!!!! isn't it GREAT!!!!!!
2nd one. (Save me god) You're such a mini Obama......
1st. AND I LOVE IT/HIM!!!!!!!
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A smaller, yet still entirely as serious version of a crunch. Usually the remaining portion of a full sized crunched that did not quite have the resolve to be disposed of during your last crunch time.
Justin: Okay nick, you've used my bathroom. Now get out of my house
Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait
Justin: What is it now?!
Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!
Justin: What? Why?
Nick: Mini Crunch
Justin: Why are you my friend again?
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40+ year old who simultaneously complains about government and long list of failings yet relies on it completely for subsistence . Will rage and go into complete denial if contradiction is pointed out. Typical conversations revolve around outdated pop-culture references that scream "Back In My Day" to the more socially adept/current unfortunate listener.
Nathan: "Hey Duuuuuude, I'm gonna go home and re-watch Wayne's World on this Betamax player I got at Woolworth's when I was a kid. Wanna come ove maaaaanr?"
Unfortunate Listener: "Ummm no thanks... Mini Boomer much? I have Netflix...." *Slowly Backs away*
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