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WHY CAN'T ANY GUY DO THESE SHITS LIKE DAMN GOT ME ALL WORKING UP IN THIS BITCH NO.
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Girl: Did you wash the dishes?
Guy: I thought...you wanted..to do that
Girl: MhMHmmhmh YOu WerE WrONg
Volleyball slang for making the perfect set.
Herm: I'm feeling good!
Matt: Why?
Herm: My peeps came down to show me support me while I Dish Butter!
having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid
having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid
you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever
Friend 1: Sorry man, I’ve got to go, my gf needs me to do something
Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!
A term invented by the McElroy brothers meaning to gossip, usually about somebody or something in particular.
“Are you gonna dish the goss on (insert name here)?”