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when someone thwarts your plan to dye hair.
"dude! i wanted to dye hair yesterday and you wanted to go clubbing! you totally lock-blocked me!"
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When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.
Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.
"Guys I can't get up I've got Piss Lock"
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When you sit down, you call seat lock so when you get up, someone can not take your seat.
You can’t take my seat I called seat lock.
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n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.
J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'
T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"
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to enable the automatic locking device in your cell phone so your swedish wifey cant find the list of ho's you been dialing up for some side action
tiger lock
holmes: i left my cell at home, shit. I hope my lady dont find it.
smith; you need the the tiger lock. after 10 minutes with no action, the phone locks, like fort knox.
holmes; awesome
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The act of locking your bedroom door and locking your bathroom door before beginning masturbation
I always double lock before I rub one out don't want my rommie to see my dick
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A cocky girl. Think Goldy Locks, but way more full of themelves. And they don't necessarily have to eat bears porridge, or like porridge at all, just reach a state of asshole-ness with their overconfidence, and have locks. Can also refer to hair that a cocky girl possesses.
That cocky locks thinks everyone is in love with her.
I want to rip her cocky locks right out of her scalp!
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