tramp patch

A small patch of hair above a man's ass crack.

Stephanie loves my tramp patch.

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fire patch

A red-haired person with red pubic hair

Look at thomas, I bet he has a Fire patch.

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patch snatch

The small pouch above the vagina

She has a big patch snatch

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patch rag

A rag one uses to clean their patch, aka their smelly crotch

Katie, stop hanging your smelly patch rag by the sink!

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pumpkin patch

Term of affection and adoration used for someone who is the cutest ever. Even cuter than a pumpkin pie.

Girl 1: My boyfriend brought me a chocolate covered strawberries.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!

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porn patch

Hair style for men - often military types. Very short, even shaved hair round the sides with a slightly longer crew cut length, often rectangular, "patch" on top.

To Barber - "I'd like a porn patch please".

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vadge patch

the ridiculous fashion accessory Christina Aquilera is wearing over the pussy area of her jeans on her 'Stripped' CD cover ... luckily this suggested trend never caught on

johnny : 'hey, d'you hear that new jam 'Dirrty' by Christina Aquilera? kinda catchy'
jill : 'yeah, but what's up w/ that vadge patch she's wearin' on the cover'
johnny : 'yeah, i dunno ... i dunno'

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